u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
my eyebrows don’t make any sense truly they are a mystery to me … it’s like each hair is not working towards the same goal. they don’t know team work makes the dream work
just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing
why was this never aired
just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over
- you’re too easy, Merlin
DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?
SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS